Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 24, 2019

When You Are Ungulfed In Flames by David Sedaris

When You Are Engulfed in FlamesWhen You Are Engulfed in Flames by David Sedaris
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Whenever I need lighten up my reading I usually crack open a Sedaris book. I read a lot of non-fiction and history so it tends to be serious, dry and sometimes gruesome. Although I do enjoy reading them it seems my mind needs a something bring it back to center and most recently it was this book.

The book is a collection of David Sedaris’s self-depreciating humorous look at his own life and observations. His stories can range from his encounters with a cantankerous elderly woman neighbor (That’s Amore), coughing a lozenge onto the lap of an irritable woman he had been feuding with on an airline (Solution to Saturday’s Puzzle) and ending with his battle to quit smoking in Japan (The Smoking Section).

David’s writing brand of humor can be hard to nail down. He is rarely sidesplitting funny though there are some moments. Much of it is in the form of his descriptions of not only himself but of how he sees others. His humor does have a self-depreciating quality but he often balances it at times by being unapologetic about his faults which he seems to say this is the way I am so deal with it.

Perhaps my favorite story is the longest called, The Smoking Section, at the end of the book is about him quitting smoking which starts off in France and ends up in Japan. One part I find funny though I think is not necessarily written but of the premise that he has to spend months in Japan to quit smoking like this is a luxury everyone can afford. While in Japan he is also taking a class to learn to speak Japanese which also ties into an earlier story in the book about him learning French. One of the few laugh out loud moments were when his sister was trying to help him learn Japanese:

It was even worse when Amy quizzed me,
“How do you ask someone for a cigarette?”
“I don’t know.”
“How do you say, “I tried to quit, but it’s not working’?”
“I have no idea.”
“Say ‘I’ll give you a blow job if you give me a cigarette.’”
“Just stick to the index cards.”
“Say ‘Goodness, how fat I’ve become! Can you believe how much weight I’ve gained since I quit smoking’?”
“Actually,” I said, I think I’ll just do this on my own.”

The book has David’s trademark self-depreciating humor and at times has some heartwarming moments. The stories are on the lighter side but they are not sugar sweet like a Hallmark Christmas movie either. Like I said they are nice break in between the more serious books I read and perhaps others might find it so too. So if you’re looking for a break in life from more serious stuff, and who doesn’t these days, I’d recommend this book.


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Procrastination is….

one of the reasons I haven’t posted anything here in awhile.

 

Procrastination from Johnny Kelly on Vimeo.

Monday, August 31, 2009

How to win friends & influence people: Part 5

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This is my continuing series of How to win friends & influence people by Dale Carnegie. You might ask what’s with the cute baby picture of my son Samuel. You’ll find out as you read along.

Part 2, Chapter 2: A simple way to make a good first impression.

Actions speak louder than words, and a smile says, “I like you. You make me happy, I am glad to see you. – Dale Carnegie.

Smile. That is the subject of this chapter on A simple way to make a good impression.The smile has to be from the heart, sincere and honest. Not a fake politician type of smile.  A smile says I’m glad to see you and meet you. Many times just putting a smile on your face will make you feel better. It makes you think of happy thoughts and brightens your mood.

Dale Carnegie Principle: Smile.

Next Chapter: If you don’t do this, you are headed for trouble

 

 

 

 

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Yes or No

As part of an introduction I was trying to think of a way to do it without being boring. I came across this little yes or no quiz on Facebook and thought it would be a good icebreaker( Thank you Gretchen if your watching). It’s a list of questions that you can only answer yes or no with no explanation involved. Enjoy the quiz:

Kissed any one of your facebook friends? yes
Been arrested? yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? No
Slept until 5pm? No
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? No
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? No
Experienced love at first sight? Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? Yes
Been in a vehicle at more than 100mph? Yes
Driven a vehicle at more than 100mph? Yes
Been fired from a job? Yes
Fired somebody? No
Sang karaoke? No
Pointed a gun at someone? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldnt? Yes
Laughed untill something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes
Ever feared for your life? Yes
Seen someone die? No
Played spin the bottle? No
Sang in the shower? Yes
Smoked a cigar? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Smuggled something into another country? No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
Broken a bone? No
Skipped school? Yes
Eaten a bug? No
Sleepwalked? No
Walked a moonlit beach? Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? No
Dumped someone? Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? No
Lied to avoid a ticket? No
Ridden in a helicopter? No
Shaved your head? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Hit a homerun ? No
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Cross dressed? No
Been falling down drunk? Yes
Made your gilrfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Eaten snake? No
Marched/protested? No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Puked on amusement ride? No
Seriously or intentionally boycotted something? No
Been in a band? No
Been on TV? No
Fired a gun? Yes
Skinny dipped? No
Gave someone stitches? No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper (or other hot peppers) No
Ridden a surfboard? No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? Yes
Had Surgery? No
Streaked? No
Taken by ambulance to the hospital? No
Passed out when not drinking? No
Peed on a bush? Yes
Donated blood? Yes
Grabbed electric fence? No
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten Cheesecake? Yes
Eaten your kids halloween candy? Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? No
Peed your pants in public? No

I don’t normally do these much but it is sometimes an interesting way to learn about someone. Just thought I’d have some fun on a lazy hot summer day.